February 2012
Disneyland/Disney World commercials.
normal people: Oh, how fun! I think it would be nice to take a trip there.
me: OH MY GOD
NO
LORD HAVE MERCY
GET THIS OFF OF MY TV
MY SOBS
MY CREYS
MY EVERYTHING
TAKE ME BACK
TAKE ME BACK
PLEASE TAKE ME BACK OH MY GOD THAT CHILD IS HUGGING MICKEY MOUSE
I WANT TO HUG MICKEY MOUSE
OH CHRIST I MISS IT
I HATE EVERYTHING
I’ve been homesick for countries I’ve never been, and longed to be where I...
– John Cheever (via stellablu)
blackbruise:
i automatically assume everyone dislikes me unless every individual states otherwise which means you have to tell me yourself that you actually enjoy my presence in order for me to believe that you don’t dislike me how difficult is it to understand that
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Anonymous asked: lol fuck that anon wanting to eat you out, i'd slam the fuck out of you if you let me
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Anonymous asked: I WANNA EAT YOU OUT SO BAD